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Court strikes down Arizona 20-week abortion ban

Peace Corps will accept same-sex couples

Florida Student, 18, Arrested for Sex with Teammate, 14 -- "Kaitlyn Hunt's parents insist that their daughter, a Central Florida high school senior, is being prosecuted for sex crimes only because her lover was another girl. The state attorney says that gender makes no difference; the age of the two girls is at the crux of the case." (NYT)

Solving a Riddle of Primes (NYT) | Unknown Mathematician Proves Elusive Property of Prime Numbers

Abrupt climate shifts spurred Stone Age innovation in Africa

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Phoenix or Bust!
cmpriest
Tomorrow morning, bright and early, I'm heading out for Phoenix Comic Con! And though the trip itself will be long and boring, the weekend promises to be a blast. So come out and see me! Here's my schedule.

Also, here's my Twitter feed. I link it here, because the odds are very high that I won't be doing any blogging - just snapping selfies and other assorted shenanigans, and uploading it all for your amusement.

So! Tune in, show up, be amused. That's my suggestion.
And for now ... I'm outta here!

[:: zoosh ::]


Madison! I’m at A Room Of One’s Own TOMORROW, 4pm! Note the Time!
scalzifeed

http://whatever.scalzi.com/2013/05/22/madison-im-at-a-room-of-ones-own-tomorrow-4pm-note-the-time/

I’ll be doing a rare afternoon tour appearance tomorrow in Madison because at 6pm, A Room of One’s Own welcomes the Guests of Honor at Wiscon, the (completely fantastic) science fiction and fantasy convention. So if you’re coming at 4 o’clock to Room of One’s Own to see me, stick around afterward for the GoHs, which include last year’s Nebula and Hugo Award winner, Jo Walton. And if you’re coming at 6pm to see the guests of honor, why not come out a little bit early to see me? It’ll be more speculative fiction writers than you can shake the proverbial stick at.

So remember, Madison: Tomorrow (Thursday, May 23), A Room Of One’s Own, 4pm. Don’t be late! See you there.



Amazon’s Kindle Worlds: Instant Thoughts
scalzifeed

http://whatever.scalzi.com/2013/05/22/amazons-kindle-worlds-instant-thoughts/

The Twitters are abuzz today about Amazon’s new “Kindle Worlds” program, in which people are allowed to write and then sell through Amazon their fan fiction for certain properties owned by Alloy Entertainment, including Vampire Diaries and Pretty Little Liars, with more licenses expected soon. I’ve had a quick look at the program on Amazon’s site, and I have a couple of immediate thoughts on it. Be aware that these thoughts are very preliminary, i.e., I reserve the right to have possibly contradictory thoughts about the program later, when I think (and read) about it more. Also note that these are my personal thoughts and do not reflect the positions or policies of SFWA, of which I am (still but not for much longer) president.

1. The main knock on fan fiction from the rights-holders point of view — i.e., people are using their characters and situations in ways that probably violate copyright — is apparently not at all a problem here, since Alloy Entertainment is on board for allowing people to write what they want (within specific guidelines — more on that in a bit). Since that’s the case, there’s probably a technical argument here about whether this is precisely “fan fiction” or if it’s actually media tie-in writing done with intentionally low bars to participation (the true answer, I suspect, is that it’s both). Either way, if Alloy Entertainment’s on board, everything’s on the level, so why not.

2. So, on one hand it offers people who write fan fiction a chance to get paid for their writing in a way that doesn’t make the rightsholders angry, which is nice for the fan ficcers. On the other hand, as a writer, there are a number of things about the deal Amazon/Alloy are offering that raise red flags for me. Number one among these is this bit:

“We will also give the World Licensor a license to use your new elements and incorporate them into other works without further compensation to you.”

i.e., that really cool creative idea you put in your story, or that awesome new character you made? If Alloy Entertainment likes it, they can take it and use it for their own purposes without paying you — which is to say they make money off your idea, lots of money, even, and all you get is the knowledge they liked your idea.

Essentially, this means that all the work in the Kindle Worlds arena is a work for hire that Alloy (and whomever else signs on) can mine with impunity. This is a very good deal for Alloy, et al — they’re getting story ideas! Free! — and less of a good deal for the actual writers themselves. I mean, the official media tie-in writers and script writers are doing work for hire, too, but they get advances and\or at least WGA minimum scale for their work.

Another red flag:

“Amazon Publishing will acquire all rights to your new stories, including global publication rights, for the term of copyright.”

Which is to say, once Amazon has it, they have the right to do anything they want with it, including possibly using it in anthologies or selling it other languages, etc, without paying the author anything else for it, ever. Again, an excellent deal for Amazon; a less than excellent deal for the actual writer.

Note that on its page Amazon makes a show of saying that the writer owns the copyright on the original things that are copyrightable, but inasmuch as Amazon also acquires all rights for the length of the copyright and Alloy is given the right to exploit the new elements without further compensation, this show about you keeping your copyright appears to be just that: show.

The argument here could be, well, you know, people who were writing fan fiction weren’t getting paid or had rights to these characters and worlds anyway, so only getting paid for their work once is still better than what they would have gotten before. And that’s not an entirely bad argument on one level. But on another level, there’s a difference between writing fan fiction because you love the world and the characters on a personal level, and Amazon and Alloy actively exploiting that love for their corporate gain and throwing you a few coins for your trouble. So this should be an interesting argument for people to have in the real world.

3. If this sort of thing takes off, I’m interested to see what effect it will have on the media tie-in market, and on the professional writers who work in it. Obviously it has the potential to greatly shift how things are done. If you are a corporate rights holder, for example, would you bother with seeking out pro writers any more, and paying them advances and royalties and all of that business? Or would you just open up the gates to paid fan fiction, which you don’t have to pay anything for and yet still have total control over the commercial exploitation thereof? Again, this is interesting stuff to consider, and if I were a pro writer who primarily worked in media tie-in markets, I would have some real concerns.

4. This won’t spell the end of unauthorized fan fic, and I’m very sure of that. For one thing, the Kindle Worlds program says it won’t accept “pornography” which means all that slash out there will still be on the outside of the program (Edit: to note not all slash is porn, although I wonder if Amazon won’t simply default it as such); likewise crossover fan fic, so those “Vampire Diaries meet Dr Who” stories will be left out in the cold. And besides that, there will be people who a) have no interest in making money and/or b) don’t write well enough to be accepted into the Kindle Worlds program (there does seem that there will be some attempt at quality control, or at least, someone has to go through the stuff to make sure there’s nothing that’s contractually forbidden). So if this was an attempt to squash fan fic through other means, it’s doomed to failure. But I don’t suspect that’s the point.

5. Speaking as a writer, I wouldn’t do something like this; I don’t generally like writing in other people’s worlds in any event (and when I do, I go public domain — see Fuzzy Nation) and I don’t like the terms that are on offer here. And of course I have my own things to write. Likewise, I would caution anyone looking at this to be aware that overall this is not anywhere close to what I would call a good deal. Finally, on a philosophical level, I suspect this is yet another attempt in a series of long-term attempts to fundamentally change the landscape for purchasing and controlling the work of writers in such a manner that ultimately limits how writers are compensated for their work, which ultimately is not to the benefit of the writer. This will have far-reaching consequences that none of us really understand yet.

The thing that can be said for it is that it’s a better deal than you would otherwise get for writing fan fiction, i.e., no deal at all and possibly having to deal with a cranky rightsholder angry that you kids are playing in their yard. Is that enough for you? That’s on you to decide.



The Big Idea: Rhiannon Held
scalzifeed

http://whatever.scalzi.com/2013/05/22/the-big-idea-rhiannon-held-2/

http://whatever.scalzi.com/?p=21903

Readers often have default expectations when it comes to their reading — default expectations that we call “tropes.” But where do you go as a writer when the tropes don’t take you where your characters need to be? It’s a question that Rhiannon Held explores today as she writes about her new novel, Tarnished.

RHIANNON HELD:

Tarnished is the second book in my series, and if I had to articulate an over-arcing big idea for the whole series, it’s that I love to explore emotional truths tied to situations that don’t come up in typical urban fantasy tropes. In the first book, Silver, those non-trope situations were born from the religion and culture that I created for my werewolves. In Tarnished, I decided I wanted to find the emotional resonance in non-trope leadership strategies, and romantic relationships.

At the end of Silver my two main characters, Andrew and Silver, were poised to challenge for leadership of the largest werewolf pack in North America. In the typical urban fantasy trope as I’ve encountered it, usually the protagonist’s resistance to being Grand Supernatural Poobah begins as internal: she wouldn’t be any good at it! No one would accept her! Then, when she agrees, the resistance switches to being external: the rock golems won’t listen to a meat bag! The shapeshifters won’t listen to anyone banging a golem!

But once they’ve set aside their initial internal objections, would protagonists really automatically be totally committed to leading? Obviously they have to learn how to win everyone over, but would the protagonists really be completely awesome at leading once everyone’s behind them? Book 1 ended with Andrew and Silver’s decision to try to lead, and I decided that Book 2 needed to explore exactly what it would take to get there. Do they have the self-confidence to do it? Is that self-confidence strong enough to withstand everyone else’s doubt? Can they make hard decisions and keep their cool when people question those decisions? Can they admit they were wrong when they make mistakes? Can they delegate and trust others to get things done?

And can they lead, as opposed to just shouting louder than everyone else? Often werewolf alphas are portrayed as being all about physical strength, or if not physical strength, at least strength of emotional bullying. Andrew is somewhat slight in stature and slow from previous injuries; Silver can’t shift and can’t use her left arm. If they want to win the alphaship, they have do something other than shout loudest and punch hardest: they have to court allies, they have to coax people, they have to lead by example. I really wanted to showcase different leadership strategies, because while stories are often about the underdog beating the muscle-bound alpha, the underdog too often uses mystical punching powers that beat the alpha’s physical punching abilities. Why does punching have to be the measure of success?

Tarnished also introduces a new POV: Susan. She’s human and has a child with John, the Seattle alpha. She also has her moments of going toe-to-toe in fights with stronger, faster werewolves, but with her I also wanted to explore a different kind of romantic relationship. In Book 1, Andrew and Silver were somewhat typical of urban fantasies: they met, they were attracted to each other, obstacles kept them apart, but they got together in the end. In Book 2, I show them working as a functioning, loving team, so the romantic tension switches over to Susan and John.

Whether in books, movies, or television, I’ve always wanted more opportunities to cheer a couple on to working out their problems. That’s what gets you through life, after all—not giving up after the first big fight. Work through the fight and the relationship often ends up stronger on the other side. Of course, that’s not to say that life isn’t also filled with truly irreconcilable differences or people who are assholes. Staying to try desperately to change things in those situations can make everyone miserable. The way I think of it is that you want to preserve and care for a precious connection between two people, rather than upholding some ideal of not splitting up for moral reasons even if you have no connection left at all.

The trouble is that in fiction, the relationships being “worked on” are usually only based on irreconcilable differences or assholery. In that case, of course you’re cheering for the couple to break up! That way, one can get with the other hot, passionate love interest introduced in this book who is clearly so much better for him or her. Or else you’re rolling your eyes while waiting for the couple who’s off-again every book to provide cheap romantic tension to get their laughable miscommunication straightened out so they can be on-again.

Susan and John are already together. They have a child. They love each other, but their relationship is on the rocks because John lets himself be ashamed of her and misguidedly tries to protect her by keeping her out of the werewolf world. That’s something that can be worked out—I hope it’s something the readers want to see worked out!—because why should love be sacrificed to social expectations? But reconciliation is something they both have to work hard to achieve.

Hopefully playing with non-trope situations can help knock aside a few of the most annoying tropes as well. If my characters can remind readers that natural charisma doesn’t mean you’re born knowing exactly how to lead; people who aren’t hot, single twenty-somethings fall in love; and protecting your love by keeping them in ignorance of the supernatural world is forgetting they’re a consenting adult… so much the better!

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Tarnished: Amazon|Barnes & Noble|Indiebound|Powell’s

Read an excerpt. Visit the author’s site. Follow her on Twitter.



My WisCon Schedule
naomikritzer
By some fluke, I am on five panels and not moderating a single one.

Little House on the Manifest Destiny
Fri, 4:00–5:15 pm, Senate A
Her daughter — who turned her onto writing — was a founding Libertarian. Her father, who she idealized, idealized the Native Americans he was disinheriting. Underappreciated prose stylist (greatest landscape- and handicraft-porn evar!), she gave us an ideal of firm, calm, warm, loving parenthood — embodied in parents who constantly and willfully risked their childrens' lives. Agrarian populist who founded a commercial empire on Western nostalgia, she domesticated the narrative of the American West, rendering cozy, intimate, and feminine — without softening its danger — the same era of peril, deprivation, and genocide that Wild Bill Hickock masculinized into "Cowboys and Indians" fun. Is SF's "frontier nostalgia" all Hickock, or did we inherit some Laura Ingalls Wilder too?
Marguerite Reed (mod), Evelyn Browne, Haddayr Copley-Woods, Naomi Kritzer, Victor J. Raymond, Benjamin Rosenbaum

Playing with the Shiny Muse
Sat, 4:00–5:15 pm, Room 634
Elise Matthesen was nominated for a World Fantasy Award in 2009 "for setting out to inspire and for serving as inspiration for works of poetry, fantasy, and SF over the last decade through her jewelry-making and her 'artist's challenges.'" Jo Walton has gotten necklaces for several of her novels and written poetry inspired by new work posted online by Elise. Others have written short stories, poetry, and songs. Every WisCon, ten to twenty percent of the membership writes haiku for earrings. What's useful and interesting about playing with the shiny muse? How does that work?
Elise Matthesen (M), Amal El-Mohtar, Naomi Kritzer, Rez, Jo Walton

History Diverges: Alternate History and "What if?" as a Fiction Sub-genre
Sat, 10:30–11:45 pm, Senate A
Alternate history can be so realistic that it may strike readers as more plausible than what actually happened (GoH Jo Walton's Small Change series would be a great example of this.) Beyond the fundamental "what if…?" question, what issues and ideas are we exploring when we read (or write) alternate history? What are we saying with the scenarios we put together or seek out?
Victor J. Raymond (M), Richard F. Dutcher, Chip Hitchcock, Naomi Kritzer, Michael J. "Orange Mike" Lowrey
(Something I found a little startling: I'm the only woman on this panel. At most cons that's par for the course, but it's a little surprising at WisCon.)

Sex Ed Curricula: the Good, the Bad, and the Actively Malicious
Sun, 10:00–11:15 am, Conference 5
Sex ed has been increasingly politicized in recent decades, with some states mandating "abstinence-only" programs and skipping all contraceptive information. Are there any sex ed curricula that are adequate and yet politically palatable? How do you find out what sex ed is being provided at schools in your area? Who do we lobby, and in the meantime, how do we make up for the inadequate information most kids are getting?
Shannon Prickett (M), Susie, Naomi Kritzer, Katherine Olson/Kayjayoh, Carrie Tilton-Jones

Books Saved My Life
Sun, 2:30–3:45 pm, Capitol B
"I can bear anything as long as there are books," says the protagonist of Jo Walton's Among Others, in one of those lines that probably speaks to everyone at WisCon. Let's talk about our childhood fandoms, the books that got us through hard times, the books we still turn to for solace, the books that saved our lives.
Jeanne Gomoll (M), Naomi Kritzer, Ellen Kushner, Madeleine E. Robins, Jane A Thompson

I am not going to be at the sign-out, but if you have something you want me to sign, feel free to just grab me after a panel or flag me down wherever you spot me.

follow-up on Fans & Gender session
kate_nepveu

When I gave my Mary Sue talk, it was at a quasi-academic conference in a session on fans and gender. One of my co-panelists was Olivia Mendoza, a student at Ithaca College; she gave a great presentation on genderswapping fanfic, focusing on the Rule 63 variant in Avengers fandom.

She's kindly put her slides up on Dropbox; take a look! And feel free to leave recommendations for your favorite fics on the topic as well as any comments. (I'll be dropping her a link to this post.)

I already recommended one of my favorites here, which swaps both the Sherlock versions of Holmes and Watson:

Boston Marriage (75193 words) by pendrecarc
Chapters: 11/11
Fandom: Sherlock (BBC) - Fandom
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Sherlock Holmes/expensive violins, John Watson/OC
Characters: Ensemble Cast - Character
Additional Tags: Genderswap, Case Fic, Big Bang Challenge, Women Being Awesome, Bechdel Test Pass
Series: Part 1 of Suite for Strings and Steel
Summary: (see notes for warnings)

In which Jo Watson tries to take this therapy business into her own hands, London produces enough crimes of interest to satisfy even Sherlock Holmes, and the Bechdel test doesn't know what hit it. Game on.

I have more, but I really must be doing other things now, so. What about you all? comment count unavailable comment(s) | add comment (how-to) | link


Nonsense has a welcome ring
cherie_priest

http://www.cheriepriest.com/2013/05/21/nonsense-has-a-welcome-ring/

http://www.cheriepriest.com/?p=7295

No word metrics today. I slept badly and woke up late, ending up with just barely enough time to walk the dog before spending the middle of the day getting my hair done. Then I came home and did some housework, took a short nap, managed some email and some business stuff, and made a phone call about getting more work done on the house.

Long story short, when all the extra layers of shingles were pulled away for the roof work, rotting trim and siding were revealed around the attic windows. No water is getting inside or anything, and really, it’s to be expected; the house is over a hundred years old, and this looks like original material. It wasn’t managed well over the years, and it should’ve been removed/restored with the rest of the exterior restoration before we moved in, but I will save that rant.

I resolve instead to quit being aggravated at the half-ass repairs and dumbass remodeling performed on this place over the years, and instead I shall be pleased that THIS MUCH, at least, will be done correctly – and by professionals this time, goddammit.

Anyway. Dude will be here tomorrow to give us a quote. Let’s knock this out while we can afford to, and then not worry about it anymore – that’s what I say.

In other news, this afternoon a freaked-out skittering noise gave me a heart attack, for it was coming from our living room fireplace. At first I figured, “Squirrel.” Then maybe, when I thought I heard feathers … “Baby bird.” We have had chimney swifts in the past, and ’tis the season, eh? Maybe some tiny not-quite-a-fledgling fell from a nest.

I summoned the husband. We conferred. We booted the dog out into the back yard, made sure the cat was secure in the back room, found a stray pillowcase, and counted to three before removing the cast-iron summer cover.

At first we saw nothing but darkness and old soot. Then a pair of small, panicky eyes looked up from the gloom beneath the old coal basket.* I almost had time to get, “Awwwww!” out of my mouth, but then the tiny jerk made a beeline for my forehead.

It was indeed a chimney swift. Juvenile, and fledged – barely. Freaked out of its wee birdie mind. It bypassed the pillowcase entirely and bolted for the nearest window, where it left a sooty bird-print. Unharmed and undaunted, it set off around the house, leaving bird-prints all over the ceiling and walls until we finally managed to get the front door open and usher it back outside.

Godspeed, you fluffy little bastard.

(Last I saw, it was sitting on roof across the street, so I choose to believe that all is well, and our brief guest will live happily ever after.)

And that’s all I’ve got today.

Tomorrow: Laundry, packing, printing up useful documents and instructions, and running last-minute errands. (I mean, in addition to the construction dude’s visit.) I’ll be gone from Thursday morning to Monday evening, and while I’m there you can find me at the following locations and times.

All the usual rules apply – come up and introduce yourself, say hello, hand me stuff to sign … I’m happy to be of service! Just as long as I’m not eating, drinking, or in the bathroom. If you catch me running to or from a panel, you may have to run alongside me – but you’re welcome to do so.

And now. Deep breath. Maybe a drink. Must settle in and let my heart calm down from the Surprise! baby bird incident. Good evening, everyone. Thanks for reading, and be well.



* It’s a very narrow, long chimney – a set-up for burning coal, not wood. An adult bird might be able to navigate back out again, but not a baby.


the land was too changed to ever change
matociquala
Poll #1914741 just a man and his will to survive
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 118

What kind of tiger?

View Answers
Love Cats
30 (26.1%)
Tigers on Vaseline
7 (6.1%)
Eye of the Tiger
45 (39.1%)
Cats Eat Birds
5 (4.3%)
The Mouse Police Never Sleeps
28 (24.3%)

Ticky?

View Answers
Cece n'est pas une tiki.
63 (100.0%)

WisCon! This weekend!
kate_nepveu

Somehow WisCon is this weekend. Who approved that?

Anyway:

I am scheduled to get in around 3:30 Friday and to leave around 4:00 Monday. I will be in the dealer's room some of the time—Con or Bust T-shirts!—and at the Carl Brandon Society party Friday night, assuming travel permits, plus the previously-mentioned panels. I have zero social plans right now, and am totally open to actual plans with people!

(Also I may be hiding in my room doing work, because I have two oral arguments next week. But hopefully not for too long.) comment count unavailable comment(s) | add comment (how-to) | link


Nonsense has a welcome ring
cmpriest
No word metrics today. I slept badly and woke up late, ending up with just barely enough time to walk the dog before spending the middle of the day getting my hair done. Then I came home and did some housework, took a short nap, managed some email and some business stuff, and made a phone call about getting more work done on the house.

Long story short, when all the extra layers of shingles were pulled away for the roof work, rotting trim and siding were revealed around the attic windows. No water is getting inside or anything, and really, it's to be expected; the house is over a hundred years old, and this looks like original material. It wasn't managed well over the years, and it should've been removed/restored with the rest of the exterior restoration before we moved in, but I will save that rant.

I resolve instead to quit being aggravated at the half-ass repairs and dumbass remodeling performed on this place over the years, and instead I shall be pleased that THIS MUCH, at least, will be done correctly - and by professionals this time, goddammit.

Anyway. Dude will be here tomorrow to give us a quote. Let's knock this out while we can afford to, and then not worry about it anymore - that's what I say.

In other news, this afternoon a freaked-out skittering noise gave me a heart attack, for it was coming from our living room fireplace. At first I figured, "Squirrel." Then maybe, when I thought I heard feathers ... "Baby bird." We have had chimney swifts in the past, and 'tis the season, eh? Maybe some tiny not-quite-a-fledgling fell from a nest.

I summoned the husband. We conferred. We booted the dog out into the back yard, made sure the cat was secure in the back room, found a stray pillowcase, and counted to three before removing the cast-iron summer cover.

At first we saw nothing but darkness and old soot. Then a pair of small, panicky eyes looked up from the gloom beneath the old coal basket.* I almost had time to get, "Awwwww!" out of my mouth, but then the tiny jerk made a beeline for my forehead.

It was indeed a chimney swift. Juvenile, and fledged - barely. Freaked out of its wee birdie mind. It bypassed the pillowcase entirely and bolted for the nearest window, where it left a sooty bird-print. Unharmed and undaunted, it set off around the house, leaving bird-prints all over the ceiling and walls until we finally managed to get the front door open and usher it back outside.

Godspeed, you fluffy little bastard.

(Last I saw, it was sitting on roof across the street, so I choose to believe that all is well, and our brief guest will live happily ever after.)

And that's all I've got today.

Tomorrow: Laundry, packing, printing up useful documents and instructions, and running last-minute errands. (I mean, in addition to the construction dude's visit.) I'll be gone from Thursday morning to Monday evening, and while I'm there you can find me at the following locations and times.

All the usual rules apply - come up and introduce yourself, say hello, hand me stuff to sign ... I'm happy to be of service! Just as long as I'm not eating, drinking, or in the bathroom. If you catch me running to or from a panel, you may have to run alongside me - but you're welcome to do so.

And now. Deep breath. Maybe a drink. Must settle in and let my heart calm down from the Surprise! baby bird incident. Good evening, everyone. Thanks for reading, and be well.



* It's a very narrow, long chimney - a set-up for burning coal, not wood. An adult bird might be able to navigate back out again, but not a baby.


What the fuckr?
athenais
Flickr has been completely revised as of yesterday, much to everyone's dismay except possibly the fools at Yahoo who green-lighted the change. The photostreams are now jumbles of wall to wall images, crammed together with no possibility of modification; the owner of the account can no longer choose how to present their images, but must put up with a Tumblr/Instagram mess of unsortable crap.

Worse, they have unilaterally done away with the Pro accounts, of which I have one and have had one for the past eight years. I paid $25/year for unlimited space, the ability to track statistics on my photos and a few other nice pluses. Now? Everyone with a free account gets a terabyte of storage...and ads. Do you want to pay to turn the ads off? $50/year. Oh, but that's just your view. Everyone else still sees the ads. Does that also include statistics? Hell no. No one gets to see their stats anymore except the grandfathered-in Pro accounts. Once your Pro account runs out you're just another free advertising opportunity for Yahoo.

I am so upset. I really am. I've passed up all kinds of other photo sharing sites because I liked Flickr so much (I've had an account with them since their first year--I am pre-Yahoo!). I use Flickr because of the control over presentation and the statistics. I loathe the new layout which is suspiciously similar to Facebook's Timeline. I think Yahoo is all "social media is where the money is, so let us make our product just like everyone else's and then ads ads ads." Because they don't want the pro or pro-am photographer, really. They want the kids. They want the hipsters. They want to make money the stupid way.

Well, I have a year and a half to go on my account with them, so although I've lost most of what I liked about it, I will still use it. But I will also explore new photo sharing sites immediately, including Smug Mug, and I will be downloading my 3,000 images back onto my computer where I can keep them in order instead of being strung out over ten years worth of original files. I see no reason to pull the images now or stop using Flickr passively to check responses to what's already there--but they've lost my business, that's for sure. No new uploads from me after I find a new site. Hell, maybe I'll get my own photography website up and running finally. That lucyhuntzinger.com site is just gathering pixel dust.

I hate it when sites I love change drastically. It's always the beginning of the end.

Gosh, We’re All Really Impressed Down Here I Can Tell You
scalzifeed

http://whatever.scalzi.com/2013/05/21/gosh-were-all-really-impressed-down-here-i-can-tell-you/

http://whatever.scalzi.com/?p=21900

Me last night at the venue for my reading, which was the Methodist church right across the street from the University Bookstore in Seattle. Here I am looking at the patron of the establishment, hoping he would not strike me down, in my naughtiness.

He did not.

Thanks to Daniel Christensen for the photo.

Seattle was lovely. On to Portland now — or more accurately Beaverton, where I am at Powells, tonight, 7pm. If you’re in the Portland area, I hope to see you there.



Interview
nihilistic_kid
Nine years ago this week, the hardcover edition of Move Under Ground (now also on Kindle for $2.99, cheap!) was released. To celebrate, kind of, here's an extensive interview with me over at the Weird Fiction Review:

Everything is terrible, everywhere.

you gotta keep on going. you gotta feast on crumbs.
matociquala
Oh, gosh. Here's your weepy moment for the day.

http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=50147264n

Terriers, man. You can't keep a schnauzer down.
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a dream within a trail of sparks
matociquala

It always amazes me how getting a couple of big, mentally taxing projects (like, say, a major novelette commission and the Very Important Third Book Of A Trilogy) squared away opens out the horizons. There are suddenly more hours in the day, and more energy to get stuff done in those hours.

Creative work is really emotionally taxing. The more ambitious it is, the more taxing. I've been struggling, the past couple of months, to get the basics done--dishes washed, bills paid, exercise exercised. Now that the book and one of May's two novelettes are done, suddenly my head is full of room.

Case in point: after yesterday's marathon work session, I'm achy and exhausted and this morning's run was kinda brutal (and truncated by two families of geese, who I was unwilling to disturb in order to run along the trail they were hanging out on) but I still got All The Procrastinated Errands Done this morning, and more will happen this afternoon.

And I've reread what I have on the month's other novelette, which is actually probably going to be a short novella, and I like it! It's good!

I just have to figure out the twist and the rest of the caper, and I'm good to go.
Brave companions of the road: one of two families of feathered dinosaurs encountered on this morning's jog. The other was a two-parent household with younger goslings, still in the mottled yellow and brown stage. I decided to let them have the path, preferring my arms unbroken.

Excelsior!

trolls and paint and more
mrissa
1. I have a new story up at Daily SF: The Troll (A Tale Told Collectively). Go, read, enjoy!

2. It is exactly one month from the start of Fourth Street Fantasy Convention. Conventions succeed because of the awesome people who attend them. We already have many awesome people coming to Fourth Street, but there's room for more. Wouldn't you like to join us?

3. This week my mom is coming over and painting the living room Hilltop. Hilltop, for people who do not memorize paint company databases, is green. This is the last "real" room in our house to be repainted since we moved in, and I am so pleased. (The laundry room and storage room have not been repainted; the storage room doesn't even have finished walls, so it hasn't even been painted once and isn't going to be. The laundry room is tiny and covered in old wallpaper, as well as being filled with laundry appliances, so...we can leave it in '80s flowers for the foreseeable future.)

4. Apparently every three years we do a May painting project and I miss wilfulcait. Cancer: do not approve, am not resigned. Just for the record.

5. Yesterday I worked on my new book, and I ran errands, and I did lo these many things. But my major accomplishment for yesterday was using up a packet of tisane. We have too many things in the hot beverage section of Narnia (a.k.a. the pantry). Clearing out the things with appropriate use is great virtue.

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novapsyche
Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder linked to adult obesity

Add Olive Oil or Nuts to Guard Brain

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Farscape S01E04-05, "Throne for a Loss" and "Back And Back And Back To The Future"
kate_nepveu

The Pip has been sleeping poorly, which means Farscape in the wee hours.

S01E04, 'Throne for a Loss'Collapse )

S01E05, 'Back And Back And Back To The Future'Collapse )

Spoil me and have your food ration eaten by a puppet.

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Dentistry
naomikritzer
I spent the day volunteering at Project Homeless Connect. While I was there, I picked up a list of low-cost and sliding-scale dental providers in Minneapolis and St. Paul, since I know a ton of people who have issues finding dental care.

Sliding-scale and low-cost does not necessarily mean you will be able to get what you need for a price you actually find affordable; however, this is information that might be useful to some people, so I scanned it in as a PDF (actually, two PDFs because there were two sides to the sheet and I only have Acrobat Reader. There may be a way to combine them into one but I haven't figured it out yet.) If anyone wants it, drop me a note either as a comment, a fb message, or an e-mail (same name I use for everything @ Google owns my soul dot com). I'll note again that it's only Twin Cities area providers.

Also, one of the things that bothers the hell out of me, in general, is the way our society treats dental health.

On one hand, decent dental care is treated as a luxury. There is no "dental ER" where a person in extreme pain will be treated regardless of ability to pay. If you are lucky enough to be able to find charity care in an emergency, you're going to be offered an extraction, because crowns are for people who can pay for them.

On the other hand, people with visible missing teeth are discriminated against in employment, joked about, and (in some cases) treated with disgust and contempt.

The rationale for this is the myth that virtue inoculates you against dental problems -- therefore, if someone needs a root canal, it's because they didn't brush. The problem with this is that it's bullshit. You can brush, floss, and use fluoride rinse and still wind up with catastrophic dental problems for any number of reasons that are totally outside your control, including whether you breathe through your mouth in your sleep, whether you suffer from GERD, whether your saliva is particularly acidic, whether your enamel failed to form quite right. You can break a tooth while eating a salad.

There are a lot of crazy societal double standards when it comes to poor people, but this is one of the more blatant.

about 20% through Monstrous Regiment
kate_nepveu
Is there another Discworld book that starts out this bleakly?

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novapsyche
NC woman accused of trying to poison 5 with cheese -- Although we were all taught in kindergarten to share, sharing isn't mandatory.

Press rewind: The cassette tape returns -- Amongst analogue purists, that is. (Yet even when cassettes comprised the height of recording media, they were annoying & temperamental. I almost prefer LPs.)

Police: Suspects Mistakenly Dial 911 During Crime -- The worst kind of butt-dialing. (I can't verify that is what happened, but if 911 wasn't on a shortcut how did four buttons [three numerals & enter] get pushed? The worst luck ever?)

Dead monkey, elephant meat and reptile purses seized at LAX -- The picture of the macaque is so sad.

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some of you need this
kate_nepveu
For those of you Trek fans looking for a bitter cathartic laugh: Star Trek Into Darkness: The Spoiler FAQ from io9.

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i'm going to drive to the river styx. i'm gonna take route 66.
matociquala
Ding dong, the draft is dead.

That's "The Heart's Filthy Lesson," handed in at exactly the contracted length (10K: The manuscript is 10K manuscript (40 pages in manuscript format) ~9.3K MS Word.)

This old features writer still has enough column-inch damage that it feels awfully good to dial it after running 25% long on that damned book last month. *g* 

Now there's just one more June 1 deadline I should really try to hit. And, oh yeah, a cross-country flight, two ten hour drives, and a convention guest gig in the middle.

Where's my fucking Wonder Woman icon?

Oh yeah, I'll be at Up In The Aether in Detroit this weekend with my beloved Mr. Lynch! Come out and play!

***
travel and appearances 2013:

Up in the Aether: Detroit, MI, May 23-27 2013
4th Street Fantasy: Minneapolis, MN, June 21-24, 2013
American Library Association (guest speaker): Chicago IL, June 28-30 2013
ConVergence: Minneapolis, MN July 4-8, 2013
Readercon: Burlington, MA, July 11-14, 2013
Space City Con: Houston, TX August 2-4, 2013 (Literary Guest of Honor)
Lone Star Con (San Antonio Worldcon): San Antonio, TX, August 29-September 1 2013
Context: Columbus, OH, September 27-29 2013 (GoH)
Signing (and Scott Lynch's The Republic of Thieves book launch!) : Pandemonium, Central Square, Cambridge MA, October 8th 2013
NYC ComiCon: NY NY, October 11th 2013 (only)
Viable Paradise: Oak Bluffs MA, October 12-16 2013 
World Fantasy Convention: Brighton England UK, October 31-November 3, 2013


2013:

OWW EC: April 15, 2013
Popular Science
flash: April 22, 2013
Steles of the Sky final: May 1, 2013
"The Heart's Filthy Lesson": July 1, 2013

"Dark Leader": April 2013
"Green and Dying": June 1, 2013
Hieroglyph story: August 10, 2013
"Something's Gotta Eat T. rexes": October 2013

An Apprentice to Elves: ?


2014:

Karen Memory: January 6, 2014


travel and appearances:
RavenCon: North Chesterfield, Virginia, April 25-27th, 2014 (Guest of Honor)
ConVergence: Minneapolis, MN, July 3-7, 2014
Finncon: Jyväskylä, Finland, July 11-13, 2014 (Guest of Honor)
Worldcon: London, England, August 14-17, 2014



No fixed deadline:

Smile (unless its name is actually Salt Water)
Unsuitable Metal
Gotham Jazz

Untitled Gangland Urban Fantasy That Keeps Bugging Me
"Gallowglas"
"Untitled Space Opera Thingy" aka "Periastron"
"Posthumous Jonson"
"Steel"
"On Safari in R'lyeh and Carcosa with Gun and Camera"
"This Chance Planet"
"Flush"
"Coronado"
"Patience and Fortitude"
"A Time to Reap"

My Two Minutes Of International Fame and Shame
nihilistic_kid
So because I wrote Insults Every Man Should Know I was asked to speak on BBC5 about the weekend's row over swivel-eyed loons. I was told not to say the "f-word", the "c-word" or to "take the Lord's name in vain" but other than that anything would be fine.

I was on for all of two minutes. We spoke very briefly about clever insults between politicians, and I pointed out that this case is different: it's someone insulting their own rank and file, not trying to either build a coalition by insulting some "outsider", nor is it performative like the barbs politicians trade as part of the election show. I was then asked to address what "swivel-eyed" might have meant.


Me: "It's an ableist slur, it's basically saying that have a mental and physical disability...like calling someone spastic"






Host: "Oh, spastic is an offensive term!"






Me: "Well, yes..."





Host: "Not appropriate for BBC radio"





Me: "I'm explaining that it's an insult"





Host: "We apologize to anyone who might be offended..."


And after that I was asked about America and mentioned that John Adams once called Thomas Paine's Common Sense "crapulous" and I was off the air two seconds later.



SUPERSTAR!

I may be mad I may be blind I may be viciously unkind
cherie_priest

http://www.cheriepriest.com/2013/05/20/i-may-be-mad-i-may-be-blind-i-may-be-viciously-unkind/

http://www.cheriepriest.com/?p=7290

Here’s recent progress on my fin de siecle gothic epistolary about Lizzie Borden fighting Cthulhu with her trusty axe, now with Bonus! ghosts, guilt, arcane science, and an accidental villain who’s losing his mind and his humanity in tandem:


    Project: Maplecroft
    Deadline: October 15, 2013
    New words written: 4648 (multi-day total)
    Present total word count: 103,343 words



    Things accomplished in fiction: Probably best if I leave off with these, at this point. Even the vague stuff could point to spoilers.

    Next up: More cryptic shenanigans.

    Things accomplished in real life: Daily jaunts around the neighborhood with the dog; did some pre-travel shopping; went to an anti-fracking fundraising concert at Rhythm and Brews; went to a friend’s birthday party at the Honest Pint; left the birthday party with a bruised up butt and back from the wood stools and the banister I leaned against all evening; returned a loose dog to its owner (for the second time – same dog); got caught in two thunderstorms and spent most of Sunday soaking wet but not in a good way.

    Other: If you haven’t checked out The Button Man and the Murder Tree at Tor.com, what are you waiting for?

    Bonus! other: This coming weekend I’ll be at Phoenix Comic Con! And I, for one, cannot wait – but I also (probably) will not be able to wrap up a draft of Maplecroft before that occurs. I wanted to, but…I suspect that’s not in the cards. That’s okay. I have plenty of time, and when I get back … THAT WEEK. That week I shall cough up the Draft Zero I so dearly want. I bet.

    Number of fiction words so far this year: 99,169


Portland! Brace Yourself, For I Shall Arrive! Tomorrow! 7pm! Powell’s in Beaverton!
scalzifeed

http://whatever.scalzi.com/2013/05/20/portland-brace-yourself-for-i-shall-arrive-tomorrow-7pm-powells-in-beaverton/

http://whatever.scalzi.com/?p=21897

Yes, Portland! I am returning on Tuesday, May 21st! To feast upon your Voodoo Donuts and other local comestibles! And to read, answer questions and sign books! Largely in that order!

You will find me at Powell’s Beaverton branch at 7pm! Please come and bring everyone you have ever met in your life. Because if I don’t get a good crowd, I’m not allowed to have any Voodoo Donuts. Voodoo Donuts are for closers, you see.

Tell me you’ll come. The donuts, they are calling.

 



Seattle! Come See Me TODAY, 7pm, University Temple United Methodist Church!
scalzifeed

http://whatever.scalzi.com/2013/05/20/seattle-come-see-me-today-7pm-university-temple-united-methodist-church/

http://whatever.scalzi.com/?p=21892

That’s right, Seattleites — as you read this I am lurking about your town, preparing for my event tonight, May 20, at 7pm at the University Temple United Methodist Church — which, in case you don’t know, is located at 1415 NE 43rd St in Seattle.

What will I do there? Read! And talk! And sign books! And maybe play a ukulele if someone brings one! Who knows! What I do know is that it will be fun fun fun. And also, fun.

Please note: This is a ticketed event, and you can get tickets one of two ways:

1. Buy tickets for $5 at the door (cheap!)

2. Buy The Human Division from University Bookstore and get the ticket free with your purchase. Since I will be signing books at the event, this is probably the best possible way to go for this particular (I will sign your other books of course).

I always have an insanely good time in Seattle and I’m looking forward to more of the same tonight. Hope to see you there!



I may be mad I may be blind I may be viciously unkind
cmpriest
Here’s recent progress on my fin de siecle gothic epistolary about Lizzie Borden fighting Cthulhu with her trusty axe, now with Bonus! ghosts, guilt, arcane science, and an accidental villain who's losing his mind and his humanity in tandem:

    Project: Maplecroft
    Deadline: October 15, 2013
    New words written: 4648 (multi-day total)
    Present total word count: 103,343 words



    Things accomplished in fiction: Probably best if I leave off with these, at this point. Even the vague stuff could point to spoilers.

    Next up: More cryptic shenanigans.

    Things accomplished in real life: Daily jaunts around the neighborhood with the dog; did some pre-travel shopping; went to an anti-fracking fundraising concert at Rhythm and Brews; went to a friend's birthday party at the Honest Pint; left the birthday party with a bruised up butt and back from the wood stools and the banister I leaned against all evening; returned a loose dog to its owner (for the second time - same dog); got caught in two thunderstorms and spent most of Sunday soaking wet but not in a good way.

    Other: If you haven't checked out The Button Man and the Murder Tree at Tor.com, what are you waiting for?

    Bonus! other: This coming weekend I'll be at Phoenix Comic Con! And I, for one, cannot wait - but I also (probably) will not be able to wrap up a draft of Maplecroft before that occurs. I wanted to, but...I suspect that's not in the cards. That's okay. I have plenty of time, and when I get back ... THAT WEEK. That week I shall cough up the Draft Zero I so dearly want. I bet.

    Number of fiction words so far this year: 99,169

no sleep 'till brooklyn
matociquala
I have olive bread, sharp cheddar, orange/cardamom tea, wrist braces, & 16 unscheduled hours. This draft dies today.

The Big Idea: Madeleine Robins
scalzifeed

http://whatever.scalzi.com/2013/05/20/the-big-idea-madeleine-robins/

http://whatever.scalzi.com/?p=21890

Anyone who reads fairy tales knows that things happen in the tales for seemingly no reason at all. But just because there’s no reason in then doesn’t mean something interesting can’t happen when reason is added to them. Just ask Madeleine Robins, who mined a classic fairy tale when imagining Sold for Endless Rue.

MADELEINE ROBINS:

It started with a conversation. Or rather, an idea about a conversation.

When my kids were small we read a picture book of Rapunzel, gorgeously illustrated by Paul O. Zelinsky.  You know: pregnant wife craves rampion, sends husband out to get it; he steals it from the garden of a witch, who catches him and demands his unborn child in return.  The witch locks the child in a tower, where the girl grows her hair long enough for a passing prince to climb up.  Merriment ensues.

Zelinsky’s art sets the story in an early Renaissance could-be-Italy, and the central spread, chock full of drama, is of the witch taking the baby.  There’s a rumpled bed with the mother, post-partum, lying exhausted among the sheets. There’s the young husband, sitting with his head in his hands, horrified at what he’s given away.  And there’s the black clad sorceress, a classic old hag, stealing from the room with the newborn babe in her arms.

Well, that musta been a hell of a conversation. Imagine the husband coming home: Honey, I got you your vegetables, but there’s a catch: the witch gets the kid. What would his wife say to him? And why does the witch want the baby? In fairy tales motivations don’t matter: the witch wants the baby because she’s a witch.  But I am contrary and difficult and I want a real motive for taking that child.  Sold for Endless Rue is, among other things, my attempt to do that.

As happens with these sorts of bolt-from-the blue notions, it sat around gathering dust-bunnies and stray factoids while I wrote other things. I began cursorily reading up on daily life in the Renaissance, thinking of ways to rehabilitate the witch. Maybe she’s a midwife?  At least that would give her a reason to be in the room when the baby was born.  But why take the kid?

I had nuthin.

And then I stumbled across a factoid that rewrote my whole idea of the middle ages and, by the way, this story.  The first medical school in Europe, the Scuola Medicina Salernitana, not only had women as students, but women instructors.  One of the most famous, Trotula di Ruggiero (immortalized in the Jack and Jill rhyme as “old Dame Trot”), specialized in women’s medicine–what we’d call OB/GYN.  Her texts on the subject were in use for centuries.  Dame Trot was not a damsel or a peasant.  She was a professional woman. How cool is that?

One of my secret vices: I love medical history, medical mysteries, medical technology.  Now I had an excuse to research the Scuola and dig deeper into medical theory of the time. Boy, did they have theories. Most of them are scary-laughable, but some of them were solidly sensible (for instance, the Scuola recommended a moderate diet, clean living, and lots of sleep).  Pretty quickly it was clear to me my witch wasn’t a witch but a doctor, and that her reason for taking the baby was rooted somehow in her ambition.

I hate the sort of historical fiction where the heroine is a 21st century soul in a 13th century houppelande.  Unless you show me why that character is an outlier from her own culture, you lose me.  How would a peasant girl even think of becoming a physician, a profession overwhelmingly male, occupied by those wealthy enough to have the education required to enter the Scuola?  Where would she get, for lack of a better word, the balls?

Then, among the dust-bunnies and factoids I’d been collecting, I got this image of a child running up a hill, trying to escape someone very scary who is as determined to catch her and beat her to death as she is to escape.  She reaches the top of the hill and is stopped cold by her first sight of the sea, stretching out from the bay of Salerno. It overwhelms her with its vastness and strangeness, the sight of the city spilling down into the harbor, the newness of things she’d never imagined. And then she hears the sound of her pursuer and runs again.

That’s where Laura’s story begins.  Everything she is comes from one moment when even terror can’t stop her curiosity, and when determination is all that keeps her alive.  That’s how she can go against the grain of her time and place.

There are things Laura loses in gaining what she wants.  There are people she loses.  Just like now, devoting yourself to your profession can have very personal cost.  Taking that baby, in Laura’s mind, evens old scores.

But of course, taking the baby is only half the story.  Babies, even babies raised in the towers of academe, grow up, and make plans of their own…

—-

Sold For Endless Rue: Amazon|Barnes & Noble|Indiebound|Powell’s

Read an excerpt. Visit the author’s blog. Follow her on Twitter.



Two SFWA Presidents
scalzifeed

http://whatever.scalzi.com/2013/05/20/two-sfwa-presidents/

http://whatever.scalzi.com/?p=21894

One is near the end of his term! One’s term has yet to begin! Can you guess which is which?

Photo by Catherine Shaffer.



Star Trek Into Obscurity ***SPOILERS***
makinglight

http://nielsenhayden.com/makinglight/archives/015104.html

If you absolutely have to talk about the herd of laser unicorns that so unexpectedly appear at the climax of the latest Star Trek movie, but do not dare do so in public because your friends will look at you sadly for spoiling the film for them, THIS IS THE PLACE to talk about the laser unicorns.

For here there be SPOILERS!


All things atevi!
mrissa
This is the spoiler discussion thread for talking about C.J. Cherryh's Protector and all the books that came before it. This is #14 in the series, so there is plenty to spoil here--careful of the comments section.

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novapsyche
Inequality Today: Worse than a Century Ago? -- Answer: yes.

Mild brain shock may improve math skills -- The key word here is "may". The original sample size was far too limited to make any broad conclusions, the final sample size even more restrictive.

Malaria parasite lures mosquito to human odour

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Nebula Award Winners!
scalzifeed

http://whatever.scalzi.com/2013/05/19/nebula-award-winners-2/

http://whatever.scalzi.com/?p=21885

The winners are in bold. Also noted: The Norton and Bradbury awards, as well as the Solstice and the Kevin J. O’Donnell Service to SFWA Award.

Novel:

  • 2312, Kim Stanley Robinson (Orbit US; Orbit UK)
  • Throne of the Crescent Moon, Saladin Ahmed (DAW; Gollancz ’13)
  • Ironskin, Tina Connolly (Tor)
  • The Killing Moon, N.K. Jemisin (Orbit US; Orbit UK)
  • The Drowning Girl, Caitlín R. Kiernan (Roc)
  • Glamour in Glass, Mary Robinette Kowal (Tor)

Novella:

  • After the Fall, Before the Fall, During the Fall, Nancy Kress (Tachyon)
  • On a Red Station, Drifting, Aliette de Bodard (Immersion Press)
  • “The Stars Do Not Lie,” Jay Lake (Asimov’s 10-11/12)
  • “All the Flavors,” Ken Liu (GigaNotoSaurus 2/1/12)
  • “Katabasis,” Robert Reed (F&SF 11-12/12)
  • “Barry’s Tale,” Lawrence M. Schoen (Buffalito Buffet)

Novelette:

  • “Close Encounters,” Andy Duncan (The Pottawatomie Giant & Other Stories)
  • “The Pyre of New Day,” Catherine Asaro (The Mammoth Books of SF Wars)
  • “The Waves,” Ken Liu (Asimov’s 12/12)
  • “The Finite Canvas,” Brit Mandelo (Tor.com 12/5/12)
  • “Swift, Brutal Retaliation,” Meghan McCarron (Tor.com 1/4/12)
  • “Portrait of Lisane da Patagnia,” Rachel Swirsky (Tor.com 8/22/12)
  • “Fade to White,” Catherynne M. Valente (Clarkesworld 8/12)

Short Story:

  • “Immersion,” Aliette de Bodard (Clarkesworld 6/12)
  • “Robot,” Helena Bell (Clarkesworld 9/12)
  • “Fragmentation, or Ten Thousand Goodbyes,” Tom Crosshill (Clarkesworld 4/12)
  • “Nanny’s Day,” Leah Cypess (Asimov’s 3/12)
  • “Give Her Honey When You Hear Her Scream,” Maria Dahvana Headley (Lightspeed 7/12)
  • “The Bookmaking Habits of Select Species,” Ken Liu (Lightspeed8/12)
  • “Five Ways to Fall in Love on Planet Porcelain,” Cat Rambo (Near + Far)

Ray Bradbury Award for Outstanding Dramatic Presentation

  • Beasts of the Southern Wild, Benh Zeitlin (director), Benh Zeitlin and Lucy Abilar (writers), (Journeyman/Cinereach/Court 13/Fox Searchlight)
  • The Avengers, Joss Whedon (director) and Joss Whedon and Zak Penn (writers), (Marvel/Disney)
  • The Cabin in the Woods, Drew Goddard (director), Joss Whedon and Drew Goddard (writers) (Mutant Enemy/Lionsgate)
  • The Hunger Games, Gary Ross (director), Gary Ross, Suzanne Collins, and Billy Ray (writers), (Lionsgate)
  • John Carter, Andrew Stanton (director), Michael Chabon, Mark Andrews, and Andrew Stanton (writers), (Disney)
  • Looper, Rian Johnson (director), Rian Johnson (writer), (FilmDistrict/TriStar)

Andre Norton Award for Young Adult Science Fiction and Fantasy Book

  • Fair Coin, E.C. Myers (Pyr)
  • Iron Hearted Violet, Kelly Barnhill (Little, Brown)
  • Black Heart, Holly Black (McElderry; Gollancz)
  • Above, Leah Bobet (Levine)
  • The Diviners, Libba Bray (Little, Brown; Atom)
  • Vessel, Sarah Beth Durst (S&S/McElderry)
  • Seraphina, Rachel Hartman (Random House; Doubleday UK)
  • Enchanted, Alethea Kontis (Harcourt)
  • Every Day, David Levithan (Knopf)
  • Summer of the Mariposas, Guadalupe Garcia McCall (Tu Books)
  • Railsea, China Miéville (Del Rey; Macmillan)
  • Above World, Jenn Reese (Candlewick)

Solstice Awards were awarded to editor Ginjer Buchanan and astronomer and entertainer Carl Sagan, the latter of which was accepted by his son Nick Sagan.

The Kevin O’Donnell Jr. Service Award was awarded to Michael Payne.

(The list above borrowed from this Tor.com posting. You may also see results on SFWA’s own site.)

Also, of course, we formally invested Gene Wolfe with the title of Grand Master. He was gracious and touching in his speech, which is of course no surprise at all.

I am delighted to say that my final Nebula Award ceremony as president went along swimmingly, with Robert Silverberg as our emcee. I got to introduced Bob and give him some good-natured ribbing; he got up and dropped a house on me, which may go down as one of the highlights of my time as SFWA President. If you ever get a chance to get zinged by Grand Master Silverberg, I highly recommend it.

Congratulations to the winners, commiserations to the other most worthy nominees, and many thanks to the volunteers and other who made the Nebula Ceremony, and indeed the entire Nebula Weekend, possible. It was a great time. As a fan, I was thrilled. As the President of SFWA, I was relieved.



[ADMINISTRAVA] Closing my Livejournal account
thatwordgrrl wrote in cranky_editors
This is your friendly Pacific Standard Time moderator here. I will more than likely be closing my Livejournal account within the next few days. I rarely use LJ any more.

Which means, the time has come for me to bid you all a fond farewell. I had no idea that my crazy little idea for a community would take on a life of its own. Thanks to everyone for making this what it is.

That Word Grrl

A Mind Is a Terrible Thing to Taste
scalzifeed

http://whatever.scalzi.com/2013/05/18/a-mind-is-a-terrible-thing-to-taste/

http://whatever.scalzi.com/?p=21883

Me and Jay Lake at the Nebula Mass Signing yesterday. I taste of executive power. For another few weeks, anyway.

Picture borrowed from jay’s site, here.



any Madison locals / extra-long Wiscon stayers?
kate_nepveu
I just mailed the Con or Bust T-shirts to the Wiscon hotel (V-neck fitted shirts, back in stock, look for them at the Aqueduct table in the dealers' room!), but somehow I managed to forget just how small the Priority flat-rate boxes are, so my clever plan to prepay my postage for the leftover shirts and have the hotel ship them is foiled.

Are any of you local to Madison or going to be staying at Wiscon until Tuesday for some reason? If so, would you be willing to ship (at most) 2 boxes, about a foot cubed in size, to me? Con or Bust will reimburse you the postage, of course.

Thanks.

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RT Book Reviews Video Interview; IGMS Review of THD
scalzifeed

http://whatever.scalzi.com/2013/05/18/rt-book-reviews-video-interview-igms-review-of-thd/

http://whatever.scalzi.com/?p=21880

Welcome to Saturday. 

First: Look! A video interview with me from RT Book Reviews, taken during the Booklover’s Convention a couple of weeks ago in Kansas City. I talk about The Human Division, the RT convention and some SFWA matters:

Second: Jamie Todd Rubin reviews The Human Division in Intergalactic Medicine Show, and has nice things to say about the book. For example:

The Human Division is not just John Scalzi at its best, it is science fiction at its best.

Yup, that’s a jacket blurb right there.

Third: Nebula Weekend fabulous so far. Wish you were here.



Afternoon at the beach
athenais
Afternoon at the beach

John and I headed over to Pacifica yesterday afternoon to check out the new Devil's Slide tunnel. It is very nice. That seems like an odd thing to say about a tunnel, but it's tall and broad and there's a breakdown lane and sidewalks on both sides of the roadway. Goodbye, beautiful but hair-raising and dangerous coastal road section, all one mile of it, that had landslides every damn winter. Now we zip through the tunnel and emerge to still-scenic coast highway without the dangerous bits.

Oh, you could still plunge over a cliff if you tried, but the old road was nightmarishly high up above the ocean. I just saw that part of the coast from the air a couple weekends ago and it looks even more precarious from a plane. I am so happy about the tunnel.

We whizzed on past Moss Beach and Montara on our way to Half Moon Bay. We turned off near Miramar Beach for some coastal trail access and went for a long walk on the trail and then on the beach. There was virtually no one there. I have a hundred shots of empty beaches and ice poppy fields and no surfers. The sun shone, the sea boomed, the wind rustled its way through flowers and grasses and bent old Monterrey pines and we sat on a log of silvery grey driftwood just watching the waves curl and froth.

Then we drove to Pescadero for clam chowder and banana cream pie. We walked to the Country Bakery and bought artichoke-herb bread fresh from the oven, local bacon cured with applewood, cinnamon bread for tomorrow's breakfast. On the way home we stopped at a farm to buy fresh artichokes, celery, apricots, tomatoes and avocados. It was a good day. A good day.

Crowdsourcing doesn't inoculate against corruption
makinglight

http://nielsenhayden.com/makinglight/archives/015099.html

I really don't want to get back into the business of being a big critic of Wikipedia, a site I use every day. But if, like me, you use it and care about it, you really should read the article Andrew Leonard has on Salon today: ""Revenge, Ego, and the Corruption of Wikipedia."

As Andrew asks: if this has been going on, with (up until today) no consequences to its perpetrator, what else don't we know about?


Civilization and barbarism, side by side in San Jose
makinglight

http://nielsenhayden.com/makinglight/archives/015098.html

sanjosesidewalk.JPG

Urban light rail -- and a construction site that's been allowed to eliminate a whole block's sidewalk, not even building a protected detour for pedestrians.


View From a Hotel Window: San Jose
scalzifeed

http://whatever.scalzi.com/2013/05/17/view-from-a-hotel-window-san-jose/

http://whatever.scalzi.com/?p=21877

And to answer the age-old question, no, I don’t know the way to San Jose, on account that for the last two days I was driven around by other people and have no idea, navigationally, how I got here. Thank God for GPS.

Nevertheless I am here, in San Jose, and about to formally embark on my last ever Nebula Weekend as president of SFWA. It’ll be fun. Those of you who are in or near San Jose, remember that there is the mass signing today at 5:30, with me and dozens of your favorite science fiction and fantasy writers; here are the details. See you there!



Outrageous French Copyright Grab: ReLIRE Goes Live
sfwa_admin wrote in sfwa

Posted by Victoria Strauss for Writer Beware

Just over a year ago, I wrote about a new French law that, under the guise of dealing with the pressing issue of orphan works, implements a truly massive rights transfer.

The law empowers the Bibliothèque Nationale de France to create an online database of works published in France before 2001 that are currently out of print (this includes not just works by French writers, but foreign works translated into French). Once a work has been listed in the database for more than six months, the right to digitize it transfers to a collective management organization, which thereafter has near-unlimited power to exploit that right–including granting it to publishers without the author’s permission. The collective management organization will also be responsible for distributing (an unspecified portion of) the proceeds from such grants to rightsholders.

There’s a six-month waiting period between a book’s appearance in the database and the transfer of rights to the collective management organization. To be removed from the database, rightsholders–who are not currently being notified if their works are included–must opt out in writing before the six-month waiting period expires. If they miss that deadline, they lose control of the digital display and sale of their work, and can only demand removal by proving that that they are the sole holder of digital rights.

The database, known as ReLIRE, is now online,with an initial list of 60,000 books. According to a comprehensive post on the program by writer Gillian Spraggs, numerous problems have been noted, including data errors, inclusion of books published after the 2001 cutoff date, and inclusion of books still in print or already available in digital form. Also included are many translated works by foreign authors that are clearly not orphans.

Digital-hungry publishers are already taking advantage of the database. Spraggs writes,

It appears that 10,000 (one in six) of the books in the database have been opted in by the publishers. The ReLIRE website FAQ outlines what a publisher will get out of the arrangement:

‘You will have the possibility of having an exclusive publishing licence for 10 years, implicitly renewable, to exploit the book in digital form, without having to sign a contract with the author or the author’s successors in title for the digital rights.

Sofia [the collecting society] will contact the authors or the successors in title to pay them, in accordance with the terms set out in the publishing contracts’…

Two points that the FAQ discreetly avoids spelling out are:

1. The legislation specifically charges the collecting society with developing contractual relationships that will ensure the greatest possible availability of the works…This puts prospective publishers in a very strong negotiating position and more or less guarantees that the contracts agreed will be bargain-basement deals with very low royalty rates, regardless of the market value of the work.

2. Certain administration costs that in a normal publishing arrangement would be borne by the publisher will instead be borne by the collecting society, which will take them out of royalties (so all or part of them will be taken from the authors’ share of any income). These include the cost of contacting authors and estates.

For authors, Spraggs says, it is “a ripoff deal.”

Writers’ groups in the US are taking notice of this threat to copyright. The Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America  has sent the letter below (reproduced with permission) to members, a number of whom have already found their works included in ReLIRE.

Dear SFWA Members,

As many of you already know, the ReLire program currently underway in France has scanned many books it considers to be “orphan works” in order to make them available through a public database. This database has already been found to contain many titles that are clearly not orphan works or in the public domain, including a number by prominent SF and fantasy authors. A more detailed explanation of the program is available here.

As this is a program of the Bibliotheque Nationale Francaise (French National Library), the Board is currently discussing options for applying pressure to the French government to prevent further works by SFWA members from being scanned and made available through this program, and we invite any members who have connections with the United States Trade Representative or any relevant branch of the U.S. Government to contact us. For the moment, however, we are informing all members of the issue and making them aware of the process involved in finding out whether a work is included and how to request that it be removed from the database.

All parts of the ReLire website and database are available only in  French. The Society of Authors has produced translations of four key pages:

- The ReLire home page
- The Your Rights page
- The Search page
- The FAQ

Here is a direct link to the advanced search page. The search fields are Titre( Title), Auteur (Author), Editeur (Editor) and Date d’edition (Publication date). If you are aware of any works of yours that have ever been published in French, you are strongly advised to search under all of the first three fields, as the entries in the database have been found to have many typos. Please notify SFWA of any of your works that are found in the database, as that will be valuable information in our efforts to protest the program.

If you do find any novels, stories or any other works belonging to you in the database you may request to have them removed. Please note that at this time it appears as though you will need either a French identification card (only available to residents of France) or a valid passport to make the application. We are awaiting clarification on the question of whether any other forms of identification will be accepted.

Thanks to Aliette de Bodard, Lawrence Schimel, Michael Capobianco and Jim Fiscus for their help in researching and co-ordinating SFWA’s response.

If any of your works have been published in French, and you find them included in ReLIRE, see this step-by-step manual for applying to have the work removed. For many other helpful resources and links, as well as some of the writing/publishing community’s reaction to ReLIRE, see Gillian Spraggs’s blog post, French Copyright Grab: the Machine Creaks into Action.

Spraggs writes that a group of French authors are planning to challenge the new law on constitutional grounds. She concludes by urging all writers to protest ReLIRE:

Whether or not you find that any of the books on the list are by you, or contain works by you, make a complaint to your government about the ReLIRE project, and talk to any author societies to which you belong.

The Berne Convention says: ‘Authors of literary and artistic works protected by this Convention shall have the exclusive right of authorizing the reproduction of these works, in any manner or form.’ (9.1) This can only be overriden ‘in certain special cases’ and ‘provided that such reproduction does not conflict with a normal exploitation of the work and does not unreasonably prejudice the legitimate interests of the author’. (9.2) The Convention says of all the rights that are guaranteed under it: ‘The enjoyment and the exercise of these rights shall not be subject to any formality‘. (5.2)

By compelling foreign authors, in order to prevent their works’ being co-opted into collective management, to search for them on a database and request their removal, the French government has imposed an illegal formality on their exclusive exercise of the right of reproduction.

The ReLIRE scheme is in no sense a ‘special case’ within the meaning of Article 9.2. By intervening in such an outrageous manner in the fast-developing market for digital rights it interferes with the normal exploitation of the works and most unreasonably prejudices the legitimate interests of the authors.

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i promise i'm not trying to make your life harder
matociquala
So, I'm reasonably confident that the Police's "Every Breath You Take" is a savvy enough song to know just how deeply sophipathological it is. I'm pretty confident about Blondie's "One Way Or Another." (Still amuses me that the first couple of seasons of Farscape use a modified but identifiable version of the riff in the theme. Because yeah.) 

And I know Sarah McLachlan's "Possession" does, because she wrote it that way on purpose.

I'm willing to give unreliable narrators a lot of benefit of the doubt, and people in art do not exist to be role models.

Dido's "White Flag," on the other hand...

I'm pretty sure this song does not know how fucked up it is. I'm just saying. And I'm pretty sure the object of the song needs a restraining order.



...It is pretty, though.

Books read, early May.
mrissa
Mike Carey, The Unwritten: The Wound. There were some fun bits in this, and the plot actually moved, but upon reflection I didn't much care for one of the major plot points. I know why it's there, I just...story is not the same thing as print. This series has understood that elsewhere. Ah well; still interested in continuing.

C.J. Cherryh, Protector. Sometimes it's very frustrating to read the latest installment in this series and realize that I can count on one hand the number of people I can talk to about what it's doing. This is #14, and it's very much a middle-book in its sub-trilogy. But the things it's doing with small events like a child's birthday party having interstellar ramifications--this is what SF is for. It's just not what immediately accessible SF is for. I recommend this entire series, but starting at the beginning.

Nils Cleve and Istavn Racz, Treasures of Finnish Renaissance and Baroque Art. This is mostly black-and-white pictures of what it says on the tin. Some of them were interesting, some lovely, and some neither, but in general it was extremely useful and will be more useful yet if I get back to writing my Finnish stuff.

Megan Crewe, The Way We Fall and The Lives We Lost. YA disaster SF, not dystopian but not sunshine and roses either. I really liked these, as you can tell by the fact that I got The Lives We Lost from the library as soon as they had it checked into their system, once I'd finished The Way We Fall. A lot of speculative YA is aimed more at feelings than at exploring hard speculative conceits, whether fantasy or SF. These two books (and presumably the last in the trilogy, but it's not out yet) have logistics, but they also seem to recognize the value in keeping the speculative conceit relatively simple. The virus in these books is not earth-shaking, not dreadfully new, but it does what it needs to do in the story and then gets out of the way so that it's not competing for focus with the characters' direct feelings and experiences. I recommend these. They're really well done.

Emily Dickinson, Poems. Kindle. You know, if you're reading Emily Dickinson for pleasure, the dose I would recommend is something like one at a time. Not all of them at a time. That was...maybe not the best way to appreciate her unique voice.

Pekka Hämäläinen, The Comanche Empire. Every year I buy myself a book for Grandpa's birthday, a book we might both have enjoyed. This is this year's book. It's really chewy fascinating stuff about the Comanche exploitation of colonial resources and empires in the 18th and 19th centuries. Very much a worthy Grandpa's-birthday book.

Faith Erin Hicks, Friends With Boys. This is a perfect example of why I don't like graphic novels as well as prose, even though I liked this reasonably well. The setup seemed to me like it was going to go farther in several directions, and then...didn't. And I get it--you just can't put as much story in with that much page space being taken up with pictures. I need to expect smaller chunks of story out of graphic novels. It's just mildly dissatisfying, is all.

Val McDermid, The Distant Echo. The story of a murder and its aftermath, including very long after. Also the story of four men's friendship; I am a sucker for books about friendships. Halfway through, I had not guessed who the murderer would be, which is extremely rare for me, and when I started to have suspicions, it was still exciting and interesting to try to figure out how it would be proven and what else might happen (including who else might die) before it was. I have been frustrated because one of the things I want in life is to be in the middle of reading a mystery writer whose work I like and who has already published a gajillion books I have not read yet, most of which the library has. (This also works if it's not the public library but the library of a close friend I see regularly.) It's a pretty specific thing to want in life, I realize, but up until fairly recently I had not been reading mysteries long enough to have gotten through very many of the good ones. I started reading mysteries in my early-mid-20s really. (Dorothy Sayers and Lawrence Block, together again for the first time.) And I have not been dedicated about it the way I am with SF. But it turns out that I'm reading on the order of 50 mysteries a year, and that uses up a lot of the good ones eventually. So hurrah for Val McDermid! Who is good, and who is in supply at the library!

E. Nesbit, The Wouldbegoods. Kindle. I have no idea how many times I read this as a kid. Several. It's not one of the ones with magic, but the Bastables are generally good fun anyway. Even if I did write them into WWI once. Oops.

Susan Palwick, Mending the Moon. Discussed elsewhere.

Doris Pilkington, Rabbit-Proof Fence. This was a very short telling of the author's mother's experiences as a young mixed-race Australian woman, escaping her placement at a white school and returning to her Aboriginal family. I'm not sure how much of the sparse nature of the telling is culturally required, but I had hoped for more here. It seemed like the details Pilkington wanted to provide were pretty much orthogonal to the ones that would have interested me. On the other hand, this is not a perspective one finds much in books in the US, so it's valuable for that.

Greg Rucka, A Gentleman's Game. ...and this is why I like prose novels better than graphic. This is a prose novel that's a sequel to a set of graphic novels. And I like it so much better, because it's able to do so much more. I've heard people complaining that the Queen and Country series is a Sandbaggers ripoff, but I think that what Rucka does with the basic setup is immensely more interesting than Sandbaggers. I don't just mean that, unlike Sandbaggers, he has female characters who are allowed to do stuff and male characters I don't want to kick repeatedly. But it turns out that matters to me.

John Ruskin, Mornings in Florence. Kindle. This Victorian travel guide with an art focus was remarkably personable, modern, and chatty in tone. Also it was not excessively long. If you're at all interested in Florence and art and stuff, I'm sure he has his flaws, but it was a fun read anyway.

David J. Schwartz (snurri), Gooseberry Bluff Community College of Magic: The Thirteenth Rib (episode 6). Kindle. That thing I keep saying about letting episodes pile up and reading them all at once: you notice how well that's working out for me with this one. Possibly it's some kind of sign.

Daniel Tammet, Born on a Blue Day: Inside the Extraordinary Mind of an Autistic Savant: A Memoir. My dad heard this guy giving a TED Talk and was interested, so I got this from the library for us to talk about. Tammet is very clear and expressive, and while he is indeed autistic, he's also synaesthetic, so between the two (I am synaesthetic but not autistic, but I know several autistic people pretty well) it was a pretty familiar, comfortable read for me--of course both conditions vary substantially, and Tammet's expressiveness about his experiences was fascinating.

Oscar Wilde, A House of Pomegranates. Kindle. Lapidary and preachy. Ah well, win some etc.

P. G. Wodehouse, Right Ho, Jeeves, The Adventures of Sally, and The Politeness of Princes and Other School Stories. Kindle, all of them. Right Ho, Jeeves was a reread, and also one I've seen staged and filmed. Wodehouse on my Kindle is not the most amazing thing ever, but it's a quite reasonable thing to have if I'm looking for something that won't be too much of a commitment while I'm waiting for a big order of library books to come in or some such.

SF Greek Film Festival
nihilistic_kid
Tonight I took in some movies at the San Francisco Greek Film Festival. There are many films I'd like to see, but this was the only night I had available.  Three shorts and a feature:

First up was "Kypseli", which is "hive" and a very congested neighborhood in Athens. Though the film plays on the pun, most of the shots show a bunch of fairly empty streets, as if someone is shooting a film in town or something. A pair of yuppies sit at a cafe, and the woman discovers that her phone is gone. First they blame a Pakistani street peddler, and get him arrested, and then they realize that an old Greek woman stole the phone. They confront her and find out that the Greek economy has turned to shit. Also, the Pakistani is deported. Fine, I guess.

Then there was an American film, "Athanasios"—another bit of title punnery. It's a Greek name and means immortal. We have immigrant papou, and his punk kid American grandson who enters his shoe-repair shop (shot in an actual Greek-owned shop in SF's West Portal neighborhood) bleeding from some altercation with no good kids. "A paper cut", papou says, who was shot in the neck by the Nazis during the War and lived. Immortal! And after a little first aid, now the American kid is proud to be Greek again. A very personal movie. Indeed, perhaps so personal the director didn't even realize that he didn't actually tell the story. However, it was beautifully shot. Meditative and cool, with clever long shots in the American scenes and hard, stark close-ups in the flashbacks,

Then came "The Palace", by my once long-lost cousin Anthony Maras*. Here's the trailer:



I'd read the script when he was in pre-production, and saw the film on my computer months ago thanks to a password-protected Vimeo link, but this was the first time on the big screen. Disclosures aside, this was the film of the night. It's easy to make a sentimental film about Cyprus, and it's easy enough to portray a bunch of rampaging Turks. He managed to avoid all that, to build some descent tension, and to create a real character in the form of a young Turkish soldier who really just wanted to go back to the UK and become an actor. Extremely worthwhile.

Then there was the feature, My Blood. A crazy art film about a woman and a man who might be two men, and one of them is the son and the other the husband, but they are the same, and the woman feeds them blood and demands to be loved forever and 90 percent of the shots are extreme close-ups and the score is a constant dubbubdumbbubdubbubdumbub so the whole thing feels like a ninety-minute long trailer for a fourteen-hour long film. Really, just watch the trailer sixty-three times and you get the movie:



There's a certain ambition to the film, and it's admirable in its way—the budget was zero, and the director bartered everything, trading space for lights, the lights for sound editing, some sound editing for...all the way down the line. Bigger or Better, but starting with nothing. (It is fairly easy to make a ninety-minute film in most of the shots are just of half of someone's face or tit.) And it was artsy and "tasteful", though my sensitive cousin Nikos left when the pot full of blood came out. (I encountered him in the lobby when heading to the bathroom.) But for all its strengths, My Blood was still just an exercise in tedium, with a dash of suspicion toward women.


All in all, a nice if sometimes challenging evening, and I can't wait for Anthony to make a feature.




*Facebook, for all its faults, is great for finding members of the branche of the family that emigrated to the Congo, and then on to Australia, in the years after the Greek Civil War.

Elementary (SPOILERS)
kate_nepveu

Spoilers for last week's Elementary ("Risk Management") and tonight's two-part season finale (which Wikipedia tells me is "The Woman" and "Heroine", but which Twitter tells me was shot as one thing).

First, Risk ManagementCollapse )

And now, SPOILERS for tonight:

SPOILERSCollapse )

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Watsons unite in awesomeness!
kate_nepveu

I have spoiler thoughts about last week's Elementary, but I'm just going to combine them with a reaction to tonight's season finale, so in the meantime:

Con or Bust generally runs a bracket-style challenge at Wiscon's Gathering, thanks to the heroic efforts of popelizbet, which pits characters of color from SFF against each other in a light-hearted "who's more awesome" way. Nominations for this year are open, and anyone can nominate online.

Anyway, in a fit of absent-mindedness I nominated Joan Watson, forgetting that Elementary cannot really be considered SFF. Later, in one of the nominations for Wendy Watson of The Middleman, the nominator left a note saying, "Can we do Wendy Watson vs. Joan Watson?"

Well, sadly we cannot, because like I said, Joan is not eligible. But now I desperately crave a crossover fic in which they are cousins of some degree, meet up at a family reunion, compare notes about their situations, and kick some butt.

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